Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving all! I'm sitting here on my parents' sofa, watching TV, reading the Internets, and ingesting the massive amounts of coffee I need to properly wake up. I'm trying not to think of the potential food rampage to ensue today, which would probably choke a sufficiently large herd of cattle. O' ye gods of willpower, don't fail me now!

As this is the first time in four years we've gotten to come home for Thanksgiving, and the Girl is pregnant, this should be reasonably entertaining. That and, like other families, mine is probably strange enough to serve as the focus of a psychology major's Ph.D. thesis. May the entertainment ensue!